WATCH: Coughing, Bumbling Biden Thinks American POTUS Is Named ‘President Hump’

H/T Flag And Cross.

Slow Joe The Gaff Machine Biden is slowly bumbling and coughing himself out of the 2020 DemocRat nomination.

He’s getting worse by the day…

History will certainly look kindly upon President Trump’s first term in office. Of course, the media will do everything in their power to make sure it doesn’t happen.

Trump hasn’t been perfect by any means but he has accomplished a lot in just two and a half years in office.

Joe Biden doesn’t see it that way, though. He sees the presidency of “President Hump” playing out a little differently.

Biden said, “I believe history will look back at this presidency as an aberrant moment in time. But if Donald Hump — Donald Trump is reelected…Freudian slip. If Donald Trump is reelected, he will forever and fundamentally alter the character of this nation.




When you start at the top, there’s only one way to go.


Joe is learning that the hard way.

From Monmouth:

Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren, and former Vice President Joe Biden are currently bunched together in the national Democratic presidential preference contest. Movement in the latest Monmouth University Poll – positive for Warren and Sanders, negative for Biden – suggests the 2020 presidential nomination process may be entering a volatile stage. The poll results also suggest that liberal voters are starting to take a closer look at a wider range of candidates, while moderates are focusing on those with the highest name recognition. Another key finding that could contribute to growing volatility in the race is confusion over “Medicare for All.” Most say support for this policy is an important factor in choosing a Democratic nominee, but voters actually prefer a public option over a single payer plan.

The poll finds a virtual three-way tie among Sanders (20%), Warren (20%), and Biden (19%) in the presidential nomination preferences of registered Democrats and Democratic-leaning voters across the country. Compared to Monmouth’s June poll, these results represent an increase in support for both Sanders (up from 14%) and Warren (up from 15%), and a significant drop for Biden (down from 32%).


Even MSNBC thinks Joe is losing steam – bigly.


Biden’s Healthcare Plan Could Cause Rural Hospitals To Close According To Study

H/T Clash Daily.

If Slow Joe The Gaff Machine Biden or any DemocRat proposes it we need to oppose it.

We can hardly wait for Biden to assure us… “if you like your rural hospital you can keep your rural hospital.”

And it will be just as true as the empty promises his ‘boss’ gave us.

One big problem with Democrats and their grandiose policies is their ignorance of how unintended consequences come into play.

“They’re in trouble,” Kirk Norris, the president and CEO of the Iowa Hosptial Association, said. “Our community hospitals are in the worst financial shape they’ve been in over 30 years.”
Source: Breitbart

One decision creates a chain of secondary and tertiary effects, and Democrats regularly fail to anticipate how negative incentives buried in their policies create results that are easily predicted by disinterested outsiders.

It happened with the $15/hr minimum wage plan.

It happened with the ‘you can keep your doctor’ claim in Obama care.

And it’s happening again with the ridiculous 2020 Democratic promises.

Feasibility studies could easily rip apart most of their pie-in-the-sky plans. Here’s a look at one that came back evaluating the crippling damage it would have on the State of Iowa.

The [Cedar Rapids Gazette] wrote that 52 rural Iowa hospitals could close under Biden’s public option plan and “rural hospitals could experience a loss of more than $476 million dollars under a public health insurance proposal.”

Former Vice President Joe Biden’s healthcare plan would create a “public option,” allowing a government health insurance option to compete with private health insurance on the Obamacare exchanges.

…The Navigant Consulting study found that after having millions of Americans switch from their private insurance plan to the public option plan, the public option would pay hospitals at Medicare rates, which is typically lower than private insurance, and would cut rural hospitals’ revenues between $4.2 billion and $25.6 billion.

…To make matters worse for public option supporters, the study suggested that to prevent hospitals from closing under the public option system, Medicare would have to increase payments to hospitals between 40 to 60 percent above Medicare rates, which could cost between $4 and 25 billion annually depending on how many employers move employees onto the public option.
Source: Breitbart

To suggest that Iowa is uniquely the ONE state whose hospital system would take a beating like this seems… improbable.

Speaking of ‘unintended consequences’, Obama and Biden still haven’t had to answer any questions about THIS:


Biden Just Can’t Help Himself. Check Out His Latest Mind-Numbing Gaffe And Try Not To Laugh

H/T Flag And Cross.

If Slow Joe The Gaff Machine Biden gets the 2020 DemocRat nomination it will make for a great election cycle with the gaffs.

This man is a walking gaffe machine. Please. Stop. Talking.

Former Vice President and current Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden is an absolute gaffe machine, producing just as much hilarious material to mock and lampoon as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and that’s saying a whole lot.

You’d think with all of the horrible things he’s said, his campaign would do everything in their power to avoid giving him opportunities to speak in public where every single word wasn’t written on a teleprompter, yet for some reason he keeps having these chances to say something stupid.

And he lives up to the hype.


During an interview that covered everything from tariffs to his actions during the days leading up to the Iraq War, NPR host Asma Khalid asked Biden about his gaffes and if he felt “that the details, and not just the intentions, matter when you’re making decisions as president.”

“Well, they’re two fundamentally different questions you’re asking me,” Biden said. He then referred to a recent instance in which he had been called out for conflating the stories of three different soldiers into an anecdote on the campaign trail. He said that the “whole purpose” of what he had been saying “did not in any way affect my point.”

Biden argued that he had been making a larger point about the bravery and decency of the “men and women in the military.”

“I was making a point about a generation,” Biden said. “That has nothing to do with the judgment of whether or not you send troops to war, the judgment of whether you bring someone home, the judgment of whether or not you decide on a health care policy.”

Khalid wasn’t satisfied with this answer, so he pressed Biden to go further on the point about whether or not he thought details matter.

“No, but the details are irrelevant in terms of decision-making. If in fact I forget that it was [General] Rodriguez — out of all the times I’ve been in and out of Afghanistan and Iraq and Bosnia and Kosovo, as much as anybody except maybe my deceased friend John McCain and maybe Lindsey Graham.

“And so, the fact that I would forget that it was Rodriguez who was pinning — I believe this was the case — pinning a Bronze Star on a young man, was — it’s irrelevant to the point. It’s like saying, ‘I had this very bright reporter and I think her eyes were blue.’ What difference does it make about whether you’re a bright reporter? Your eyes are brown. It’s irrelevant, and you know it.”

This man is a walking disaster. If he becomes the Democratic presidential nominee, all Trump has to really do to win is just show up to the debates. Biden will say enough stupid things to pretty much destroy his own campaign with little to no effort put in from the current commander-in-chief.

Democratic voters picking Biden would be making a huge mistake. Guess we’ll have to wait and see if they’re actually ignorant enough to pull the lever on him or if they’ll ultimately put their support behind someone else.

Joe Biden on Migrant Detention Centers: ‘Close Them Down!’

H/T Breitbart.

In spite of what Slow Joe The Gaff Machine says we need more detention centers.

GREENVILLE, South Carolina — Former vice president Joe Biden told an town hall at Clinton College in Rock Hill, South Carolina, on Thursday afternoon that he would close down migrant shelters and detention facilities at the border.

Biden was asked by a Clinton College student what he would do to improve and help migrants in the facilities reunite with their families.

“Close them down!” Biden declared, to loud applause.

“No, no, no, no, no, no,” he continued. “We don’t need them. We [meaning President Barack Obama and himself] found that, when we were in office, in fact … [when] we finally got things under control, you have to report back for a hearing on such-and-such a date, people show up!”

Biden neglected to mention that many of the migrant shelters and detention facilities were opened under the Obama administration (or, as Biden refers to it, the “Obama-Biden administration”), after a massive surge of unaccompanied minors to the border.

Moreover, the Department of Homeland Security recently reported to Congress that as many as 90 percent of so-called “asylum-seekers” failed to show up for their court hearings.

Other Democratic presidential candidates have also called for the facilities to be closed, including Sens. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) and Elizabeth Warren (D-MA).

It is not clear how Biden and the other candidates propose to care for unaccompanied minors who cross the border illegally, or for others arrested (or rescued) at the border.

Joe Biden Tells Touching Story of Meeting a Navy Captain… But it Never Happened

H/T Godfather Politics.

Slow Joe The Gaff Machine Biden’s handlers better shut him up before he blows the nomination.

Old “Slow Joe” Biden is at it again, making up stories about things he never did with people he never did them with, this time it is the tear-inducing story of a Navy Captain he said he met… but it is an incident that never happened.

Biden has been on a real roll the last few weeks telling tall tales about the time he was vice president for what’s his name and inventing stories that placed him in the thick of history… even though many of these tales never happened.

This time, Joe told the moving tale of his non-existent meeting with a U.S. Navy captain.

As the Daily Wire reported:

Biden’s attempt to pin a Silver Star on his chest because his daring actions to save the soldier came too late.

But after Biden told his little tale, we all learned that it never happened.

The Washington Post reports that Biden told the story of a four-star general who asked Biden, when he was vice-president, to take a dangerous trip to Kunar province in Afghanistan so he could put the Silver Star on the chest of a Navy captain who had rappelled down a 60-foot ravine under fire and brought back the body of an American soldier.

Biden said he was warned about the danger of the trip but bravely insisted, “We can lose a vice president. We can’t lose many more of these kids. Not a joke.” Biden claimed that when he attempted to pin the medal on the Navy captain, the soldier responded, “Sir, I don’t want the damn thing! Do not pin it on me, Sir! Please, Sir. Do not do that! He died. He died!”

“This is the God’s truth. My word as a Biden,” the former VP told the crowd.

Clearly his word as a Biden is not worth much.

“Except almost every detail in the story appears to be incorrect,” the Post said

As the Washington Post explained:

Biden visited Kunar province in 2008 as a U.S. senator, not as vice president. The service member who performed the celebrated rescue that Biden described was a 20-year-old Army specialist, not a much older Navy captain. And that soldier, Kyle J. White, never had a Silver Star, or any other medal, pinned on him by Biden. At a White House ceremony six years after Biden’s visit, White stood at attention as President Barack Obama placed a Medal of Honor, the nation’s highest award for valor, around his neck.

This comes on the heels of Biden’s lie that he was vice president during the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Florida and that he met with the victims and their families in the White House. Only the shooting occurred a year after he left office.

Then there is this:

Matt Viser


Joe Biden paints a vivid scene of pinning a medal on a Navy captain in Afghanistan’s Kunar province. But the tale of heroism – an emotional highlight in speeches since 2016 – seems to be an embellished jumble of several real events. From me and @GregJaffe: 

As he campaigns for president, Joe Biden tells a moving but false war story

Biden’s tale of heroism, an emotional highlight of his speeches since 2016, appears to be an embellished jumble of several real events.

Matt Viser


In the space of three minutes last week, Joe Biden got the time period, the location, the heroic act, the type of medal, the military branch and the rank of the recipient wrong, as well as his own role in the ceremony. From me and @GregJaffe: 

As he campaigns for president, Joe Biden tells a moving but false war story

Biden’s tale of heroism, an emotional highlight of his speeches since 2016, appears to be an embellished jumble of several real events.

130 people are talking about this

This man clearly doesn’t even know where he is at any given time.

Alyssa Milano, Reveals ‘Key to Beating Trump’, ‘Biden at the Top and a Harris Vice Presidency’

H/T Breitbart.

Slow Joe The Gaff Machine Biden and Kamala “On My Knees” Harris what a team.

Alyssa had better prepared to be shocked in November 2020 when President Trump gets reelected.

Actress turned leftist activist Alyssa Milano revealed the “key to beating Trump” in an op-ed published in The Hill Tuesday evening: “Biden at the top and a Harris vice presidency,” featuring virtually every other candidate serving in tops roles in a hypothetical Biden administration.

Milano — who is, arguably, one of the most outspoken left-wing celebrities in Hollywood — indicated in her op-ed that Joe Biden (D) and Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) serve as the best duo to take down President Donald Trump in 2020.

“Imagine this: Vice President Biden is currently leading the field, so let’s start there. With Biden at the top and a Harris vice presidency we would speak to the majority of Americans who prefer Biden to any other candidate,” Milano argued.

She did not stop there, encouraging Democrats to embrace the majority of Democrat contenders in other capacities within her hypothetical Biden/Harris administration. Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ), for example, would make for a fabulous attorney general, in which he could “take on the NRA and the racial injustices he so often faced as mayor of Newark.”

Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) could head up the Department of Education, Milano wrote, with the Massachusetts senator’s history as an educator likely in mind.

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) — a fierce advocate for overhauling the health care system for Medicare for All — could serve as the Secretary of Health and Human Services and would “ensure every person in America could access health care we could afford,” the actress continued.

Milano even found positions within the “Democratic Dream Team” for lower-level candidates like Julián Castro (D), Andrew Yang, and Mayor Pete Buttigieg (D), who could serve as the “first Latinx Homeland Security Secretary,” “head of the Council of Economic Advisors,” and secretary of Veteran’s Affairs, respectively.

She continued:

Beto O’Rourke as chief of staff to the president would guide the nation’s most important decisions with compassion and ease. Kirsten Gillibrand as Commerce secretary. Amy Klobuchar as Agriculture secretary. Former candidate Jay Inslee bringing environmental issues to the level they deserve as the helm of the Department of Energy. Strong union supporter Tim Ryan as Secretary of Labor. Treasury Secretary Delaney. Recently withdrawn Congressman and Veteran Seth Moulton as Secretary of Defense. Bullock at FEC. Bennet at Interior.

Milano even recruited former First Lady Michelle Obama to serve as the Secretary of State in her fantasy administration, contending that our “reputation and luster around the globe would be instantly restored” the moment she took the role.

“The fact of the matter is that these candidates all agree on the ‘what.’ Their generally minor differences are in the ‘how,’” Milano argued, encouraging fellow Democrats to “get behind them all.”

“Our country cannot afford another four years of Donald Trump. Desperate times call for thinking outside the box with Democratic measures. If we want to beat Trump, we know whom to elect: All of them,” she wrote. “Or we can just keep proceeding with politics as usual and act shocked when he’s re-elected.”

‘I’m Not Going Nuts,’ Says Joe Biden After Not Knowing Where He Spoke

H/T Godfather Politics.

I am in partial agreement with Slow Joe The Gaff Machine Biden he is not going nuts he is already there.

At a recent campaign appearance, former Vice President Joe Biden became confused about where he recently spoke and after stumbling around for a few seconds he finally blurted out, “I’m not going nuts.”

The latest in a long, long string of ongoing gaffes only undermines whispers that Biden is going senile and is not mentally fit to become president.

At the event in New Hampshire, Biden began to talk about his vision for healthcare but suddenly could not remember where he had just spoken on the topic.

“I just spoke at a, at Dartmouth for healthcare at the medical school, er, not, I guess it wasn’t actually on the campus, but people from the medical school were at… er… I want to be clear, I’m not going nuts, I’m not sure whether it was the medical school or where the hell I spoke, but it was on a campus. It was on a campus and a dean was there.”


Biden’s latest gaffe comes only days after mistakenly saying he was in Vermont when he was actually in New Hampshire.

Biden was speaking in Keene, New Hampshire, and was asked about the town he was standing in. But he then noted how great it was to be in Vermont.

“I love this place. Look, what’s not to like about Vermont in terms of the beauty of it? And what a neat town. This is like a scenic, beautiful town. The mayor’s been a good guy. Everybody has been really friendly. I like Keene a lot,” Biden said.

President Donald Trump took a swipe at Biden after a previous gaffe.

“Joe is not playing with a full deck. He made that comment, I said ‘woah,’ ” Trump said earlier after Biden told supporters that “poor kids are “just as talented as white kids” in a line seeming to assume that all white kids are rich and all black kids are poor.

But that wasn’t the worst gaffe this month. On August 10, Biden insisted he was still vice president when the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School happened and that he met the victims and their parents in the White House even though he had been out of office for over a year, already, before the incident occurred.

Sadly, Biden has a long history of lying about where he was and what he was doing during particular historical events.